tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63168303618299770742024-03-13T05:16:16.603-07:00Top BroasBlog TopBroas, escreve as broas dos teus amigos e diverte-te..TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.comBlogger95125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-25237077468981398112009-06-03T14:08:00.000-07:002009-06-03T21:18:42.973-07:00Broa nº95, Gremlin (Elvas)Tinha o telemóvel em cima da cabecinha. (mesinha de cabeceira).TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-41745439939087304092009-06-03T14:04:00.000-07:002009-06-03T14:07:50.572-07:00Broa nº94, Rafa (Elvas)O bom português do rafa em sms, várias vezes observado:<br />-Cheguei á pecado (bocado)<br />-Is tou (estou)<br />-Ensalho (ensaio)<br />-Di (dei)<br />-I'm am the one<br />-Boe (bué)<br />-etc...TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-78212990449683113542009-06-03T14:03:00.000-07:002009-06-03T21:23:01.910-07:00Broa nº93, Rafa (Elvas)Quem tem carro não conduz!TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-81867982148323719032009-06-03T13:59:00.000-07:002009-07-22T10:15:14.498-07:00Broa nº92, Rafa (Elvas)Antes de sair de casa, o melhor é bater 2 ou 3 pívias para aguentar mais tempo! (para aguentar mais o alcool) -.-'TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-45736539331545376392009-06-03T13:54:00.000-07:002009-06-03T13:56:51.552-07:00Broa nº91, Rafa (Elvas)Acho que o gajo foi pôr vaselina nos lábios por causa das hemorróidas!TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-10306155528145021352009-05-31T15:52:00.000-07:002009-05-31T15:53:30.009-07:00Broa nº90, Rafa (Elvas)Scubidu e Pumba! (Timón e Pumba)TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-49754775345140967912009-05-31T15:51:00.000-07:002009-05-31T15:52:30.841-07:00Broa nº89, Laura Painho (Elvas)Estava a ser erótica! (irónica)TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-31925632965801821442009-05-31T15:48:00.000-07:002009-05-31T15:50:36.722-07:00Broa nº88, Rafa (Elvas)O concerto é por volta das 23:30 ou 24:30.. (o relógio do Rafa deve ter 25horas)TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-22616546740861347082009-05-31T15:45:00.002-07:002009-05-31T15:48:31.665-07:00Broa nº87, Vera Lopes (Barcelos)-As bolachas paciência?<br /> -São umas merdas redondas que parecem bolachas.TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-76340022342598261842009-05-31T15:45:00.001-07:002009-05-31T15:45:31.787-07:00Broa nº86, Renata (Estremoz)Eu tenho sinusite porque apanhei sol, então o ranho secou aqui na testa!TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-84746493337994389422009-05-31T15:41:00.000-07:002009-05-31T15:43:20.183-07:00Broa nº85, Bruno Mafra "Bento" (Portalegre)Tão e se ele tiver a pila da cabeça grande?TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-68261790755990767162009-05-31T15:39:00.000-07:002009-05-31T15:41:32.640-07:00Broa nº84, Bruno Mafra "Bento" (Portalegre)Opááá não, devo ter partido os dedos da frente!TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-82139709320302763242009-05-31T15:36:00.001-07:002009-05-31T15:36:41.224-07:00Broa nº83, Malino (Elvas)Tu és teu irmão?TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-32090635265904602142009-05-31T15:35:00.001-07:002009-05-31T15:35:44.992-07:00Broa nº82, João Canhão (Elvas)Aíííí, tens o fone direito na ovelha (orelha) esquerda.TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-3818767402073513342009-05-31T15:28:00.000-07:002009-05-31T15:34:30.285-07:00Broa nº81, Vitor (Gondomar)São os Youtube (U2)TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-57938026611646647152009-05-31T15:27:00.000-07:002009-05-31T15:28:46.382-07:00Broa nº80, Quim Moriano (Elvas)Tenho 23cm e quero chegar até aos 27cm de pila!TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-76440670648517456692009-05-31T15:26:00.000-07:002009-05-31T15:27:30.250-07:00Broa nº79, Sofia ESAE (Elvas)Já é de noite? Fogo ainda agora é meio-dia!TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-51709799782432900452009-05-31T15:20:00.000-07:002009-05-31T15:26:14.894-07:00Broa nº78, Catarina Santos (Fundão)-Não vais ver a Rita dos sapatos amarelos?<br /> -Quem?<br /> -A Rita Red Shoes!TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-35537150050892172582009-05-15T18:59:00.000-07:002009-05-15T19:06:11.493-07:00Broa nº77, Telmo (Elvas)Telmo peida-se.<br />Santinhos:- ih cheirou a picha!<br />Telmo:- só se for à tua!TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-61400854695628159182009-05-15T18:58:00.000-07:002009-05-18T07:50:21.199-07:00Broa nº76, Daniel "Dread" (Elvas)Portugal precisa é de uma ditadura anarquista!!!TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-17657542016737855422009-05-15T18:56:00.000-07:002009-05-15T18:58:12.073-07:00Broa nº75, Bruno Mafra "Bento" (Portalegre)Aquele gajo parece um Alfo. (Elfo)TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-73755658558915963302009-05-15T18:54:00.000-07:002009-05-15T18:59:35.489-07:00Broa nº74, Rafa (Elvas)Mãe:-Rafa vai a Badajoz levar a chave.<br />Rafa:-Tão mas eu meti gasolina pra quê? Pra gastar não?TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-89402692656557828022009-05-15T18:52:00.000-07:002009-05-15T18:56:14.466-07:00Broa nº73, Rafa (Elvas)Gastei bué guito pra revisão do carro...em óleo e líquido para os pára-brisas.TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-46696687633870654442009-05-15T18:49:00.000-07:002009-05-18T07:52:44.673-07:00Broa nº72, Rafa (Elvas)-Hoje ia-me matando na estrada...<br />-Tão que aconteceu?<br />-Tava a chover, o pára-brisas prendeu-se....sabes lá, tive que ir com a mão de fora a "limpar" a água porque não via nada.TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6316830361829977074.post-72182071170825890982009-05-15T18:45:00.000-07:002009-05-15T18:52:34.189-07:00Broa nº71, Catarina Santos (Fundão)Rui, give me comigo lá fora!TopBroashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704730908167418320noreply@blogger.com1